Song: Marvelous Scientific Artist: Rationale aka James Crawford Album: Metaphysiks Year: 2003 (Verse One) Yo, the way I represent's historically unprecedented/ Anthropologists are geeked and eager to document it/ I lyrically grab light and bend it through concentration/ And proper technique I form a phonic constellation/ And so I shine bright in a phenomenal pattern/ Almost inspiring like the rings around Saturn/ My duty as a descriptive lyricist/ Is to be monumentally magnanimous like the pyramids/ See, in laymans terms, I'll display my words/ In a way that I make rappers look way absurd/ I spit exact, immaculate, savage raps that'll hit/ And split your melon open like it got bashed with a brick/ Yo, my rappin's that sick, grace mics, display a rhyme/ In a didactic manner not entertain or waste your time/ But change ya frame of mind, so sit back and relax/ Cause a clear mind's conducive to learning and as a matter of fact/ Sometimes I feel like I'm a teacher with a background in rap/ And I'm lecturing my students with blackboards and graphs/ It's all logic, think black and white in terms of content/ And don't act like common sense is such a novel concept/ That's nonsense, I'll say scrap it and what's next/ To be honest if it's impractical I could give a fuck less/ It doesn't capture my interest it's all baggage and gimmicks/ Dead weight, I elevate above acts and an image/ And constantly build so that I'm surpassin my limits/ And all you dumb asses are finished when I'm rappin with physics/ (Verse Two) Yo, sound is a projection of expansions and compressions/ Traveling in equal timed intervals in succession/ And friction liquefies solids with pressure and heat/ So, when I speak my piece I leave impressions in concrete/ With air masses now saturated with vibrations/ Of different amplitudes, frequencies and modulations/ I'm propagatin shockwaves that transverse the earth/ From the initial disturbance when I serve my verse/ Man, is that clear? I'm distorting the stratosphere/ Simple harmonic motion rippling the surface of the atmosphere/ And what you hear can't be expressed in decibels/ (hell no) It's kinetic energy whose intensity immeasurable/ My potential's volatile like superheated gasses/ Or beryllium isotopes in super-critical masses/ (Verse Three) My tongue's like the spectrograph on an oscilloscope/ And operates with a charge of 20,000 kilovolts/ I connect syllables at a thousand amps apiece/ So each node twenty gigawatts to fry an emcee/ It's an opportunity for me to rep musically/ And present a breakthrough in the scientific community/ Only after analysis and taxing calculus/ Would you only begin to understand exactly how I spit/ And then you bear witness to the prolific gifted/ Known to leave emcee's lids lifted and flipped when I rip this/ When I release my record, I'll assemble the press kit/ To include advanced fiber optics and cybernetics/ Yo, half of my efforts go towards pleasing my fans/ And the other is to technologically compete with Japan/ Bio-mechanic insanity, arithmatic calamity/ Avionics, robotics, physics, profanity/ Weak minded rappers I laugh at knowledge they're droppin/ Cause everything they learned ain't even half of what I'm forgotten/ I labor in my lab working on my CD/ Tryin to decide if I should advertise with pop-sci or TV/ My words are hand picked, weighed and carefully balanced/ My freestylin alone is an academic challenge/ I remain immersed in relentless research for days/ And receive college credit for every single verse I blaze/ For every term I slaved, heated up and droppin it/ I've got my master's in rap and I'm workin on my doctorates/ Then you can address Rationale as professor/ Enroll in my class and take notes on everyone of my lectures/ Practice my strategies of cannonade/ Actively at it for days and still only pass with an average grade/ Like "I don't understand, how the fuck does he do it?"/ Come on, don't be foolish, this is my expertise stupid!/ Incredible, intellectual, lyric compressor/ Centuries ahead of my time like Nikola Tesla/ I told you before that I'm fresh, quoted and bold/ And follow the contour of my threshold when I flow/ Yo, in other words I'm meticulous when I'm spittin it/ And precise with my rap so people can envision it/ And understand the message like "Oh, now I'm gettin it"/ And realize that I really am lyrically articulate!